Here It Is, My New Ride

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/19/2016 at 22:07 • Filed to: None

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An Iowa-class battleship commissioned in 2016 to drink down dinojuice, and shit out FREEDOM on to all of those pinko commie bastard cars on the roadways of Southern Ohio and Northern Kentucky. Yes sir this 52,000 ton behemoth comes equipped with 323 cubic inches of V8 power, seating for 6, and 4 wheel drive.

America Fuck Yeah!

More posts to come...

Cherry_man1 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:09

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How’s the interior?

DrJohannVegas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:12

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The internet tells me that engine needs a turbo now.

Spaceball-Two > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:13

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I like it! What color is that?

The frumious Bandersnatch! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:14

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gawdzillla > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:17

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Buy a catch can, NOW

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:17

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AMERICA TRUCK YEAH!

Now we are truck brothers :D

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 01/19/2016 at 22:17

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America.

CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:19

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Six seats? Does that mean bench seat?

If yes, you know what that means...

But seriously, congrats on the new ride! Or is it a rental?

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:20

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I spy with my not so little eye a rental car barcode on the windshield.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:20

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Aw yeah. Getting more MURICA up in this OPPO

shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:24

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Nice!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 01/19/2016 at 22:26

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Enterprise, I wouldn’t buy a truck.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Cherry_man1 01/19/2016 at 22:27

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TRUCKTOBER

CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:29

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Not even a Typhoon?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 01/19/2016 at 22:30

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El Camino/utes would be it.

Cherry_man1 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:33

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Wat

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Cherry_man1 01/19/2016 at 22:35

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KENTRUCKY

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:35

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I’m glad you explained that, because looking at your previous two posts I was like, “Rental right? Right? Well maybe he got frustrated with the bimmer and... bought a new truck all within 36 minutes?”

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nibby 01/19/2016 at 22:35

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It’s only temporary

Cherry_man1 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:38

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So really camo?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Cherry_man1 01/19/2016 at 22:41

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TRUCK

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/19/2016 at 22:43

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The color of FREEDOM!

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:46

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How long?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nibby 01/19/2016 at 22:47

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Hopefully just a day. I want my car back.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > DrJohannVegas 01/19/2016 at 22:51

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But it’s not an LS, it’s an Ecotec3. What a shitty name.

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 22:53

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GO MUDDING

EL_ULY > Nibby 01/19/2016 at 23:38

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Damn i miss my Silverado!!! Best vehicle for anything! Damn euro craps are no fun... the Z4 a little, but not as much as the truck :’(

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2016 at 23:40

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Temporary badass mofo!

By tomorrow though, back to stereotypical “enthusiasts” in a BMW after picking up your car at a dealership for a super aimple repair....mode.

A bit of advice, try to get to as close as you can to Full Murica mode! It’s hella fun trust me

gawdzillla > Cherry_man1 01/20/2016 at 00:11

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These things are like Cadillac inside

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2016 at 05:19

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323ci ? if you’re gonna get one go for the largest engine

;)

deprecated account > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2016 at 11:57

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Even a Typhoon on the 90s ZR-1 wheels?